A big hello and welcome from all the team

We the team are made up of members of the Royal Navy and civilians who are currently serving at Maritime Commissioning Trials and Assessment (MCTA) based in Portsmouth Dockyard. MCTA has a chosen charity The Friends of Oncology and Radiotherapy Trust ( FORT ) based at St Marys Hospital Portsmouth . In an effort to raise money this year we are going to cycle from John o Groats to Lands End including Faslane Naval Base (Helensburgh) and Devonport Naval Base (Plymouth) in our trip.We are planning to cover the 1030 mile trip in a two week period commencing on 7th September. On this blog we will hopefully post our progress daily including points of interest for families, friends and sponsors.

The Team

The Team
After the three meetings the team have finally realised they need more bikes

Friday, 21 September 2007

And so to Lands End

Friday 21st September. As the event co-ordinator, I reserved the right to post the penultimate post on this blog right at the very start; the final one will simply state how much funding we have raised in total since we will soon have an auction night to raise even more cash. I will also take the opportunity to say a few words of thanks.

Firstly though, the shattered cyclists arrived at Land’s End to rapturous applause at 3pm today. The day started with breakfast at the Perranporth hostel with a breathtaking view over cliffs and waves breaking onto the beach. A serious lack of enthusiasm was in the air despite this being the last leg of the trip, probably due to one or two extra refreshments down in the town the previous evening. The Cornish weather was not going to allow the team to conquer her county with ease and battling the harsh wind and rain became the focus of the cyclists as they made the final push. Even more hills and crazy Cornish drivers tested the limits of the seasoned riders until the roads quietened once we closed Land’s End.

The scenery also improved as we progressed and soon we were within 12 miles of our goal. A final pair of hours’ effort with the final cups of tea and we crossed the finish line with a huge sigh of relief. A total of 948 miles in 13 days and the deed was done.

Mixed feelings followed the associated elation however, none more so than the knowledge that the requirement to climb back on the bikes tomorrow has now disappeared. Even though Del decided to throw himself off his bike to avoid completing this arduous journey, his cycle decided to complete its quest riderless and appeared at the official Land’s End post on its lonesome. After the necessary photos it was on to the ‘last pub in England’ for some chow before checking into the last hostel of the tour at Penzance. Tonight, undoubtedly the team will be somewhat inebriated as a result of the necessary celebratory drinks after this mammoth event.


There have obviously been highs and lows throughout however, they are already appearing quite distant now that it is over. Worthy of note was the occasion Tim emptied the contents of his nose onto me as he cleared out at 15mph just in front of me. I will never see Borat in the same light having seen Mark’s impressionable figure on too many occasions for men living in close proximity. I also think it will take some time before the etching on my eyelids of Del’s rear end disappears. The wannabe comedian from Middlesbrough (aka Marty) has a long way to go before he would feel comfortable on the stage of the seediest back street comedy club. The meals Andy has knocked up, often with limited equipment, have been exemplary. He will make someone a good wife! Paul’s ability to continually improve his mastery of tea wetting was particularly good – I’m sure I heard him mention everyone back at MCTA should taste one of his brews when he returns.

Before I put closure on this chapter, I feel duty bound to extend my heartfelt thanks to a few people, without whose help, this would not have been possible. Firstly, to the management back at MCTA for allowing this charity event to take place. Thanks also to the various organisations that provided the necessary equipment and transport. I would like to personally thank the two support drivers, Andy ‘Delia’ Nelson and Paul ‘Tetley’ Richardson for their continued dedication and support of the cyclists. Without this pair, this venture would most definitely have been impossible. I would like to echo my gratitude to the cyclists, Tim, Mark, Del and Marty for agreeing to this crazy idea in the first place and offer further thanks since everyone was instrumental to the planning of the event from the first meeting. I must not forget the partners back at home since in many cases, it may be the riders who had the easy part to play. Finally, I would like to reiterate my reasons for deciding to propose this charity event. We are always being asked to dig deep these days, whether it is for starving kids in Asia or charity on our own doorstep. Notwithstanding this fact, I have always watched ‘other’ people do these sorts of things and frankly the time had come to get off the proverbial backside and do something about it personally. Most of the people reading this blog will have contributed in some way to our chosen charity, FORT however, my final request is that you forward this blog to as many people possible in the hope that we continue to raise as much cash as possible over the next few weeks.

Thanks for your generous support

Ade Richardson

Miles done today: 37
Total Miles done: 948
Calories on the Tankieometer today: 3200

Plymouth to Perrenporth 20 Sep 07

Thu 20 Sep 07. Delayed departure from Guz (Plymouth) as we waited for Tim to get back from Raleigh for an emergency Root Canal Filling in his tooth he had been putting up with the pain for 5 days (and moaning a lot) but eventually gave in to treatment. Also took the opportunity for a Naval Phot to take some PR snaps of some posers on bikes.


Off we set over the Tamar: Isambard’s Bridge is a sight to behold and the county sign for Cornwall beckoned. A comment from the Chief PTI at the gym as we departed that this would be our hardest leg stuck fear in our loins. Obviously, even though he is Navy number 1 cyclist he could not have done this awesome feat from John O Groats to Lands End as we discovered there was hills a plenty but nothing compared to yesterdays day of hell on Dartmoor.

Tea break at Liskeard and the team were replenished and ready to crack on with a nice downhill stretch. The rain that had been promised all day tried to intervene with the enjoyable cycle but fortunately to no avail.

Before we knew it we were at Bodmin where Andy had nipped to a pasty shop and provided a steaming hot Oggie (pasty) to compliment Paul’s tea, which has come on a lot since he started and he can now almost make a decent cuppa!

Half-way already and more undulating roads with some dodgy road works combined with numerous lorries who obviously cant see bikes (!”£$%&*^). Finally we managed to get to the ¾ mark at Fraddan where another cup of Paul’s super tea was waiting before setting of for the home leg.

Up a rather large hill leading to a wind farm was the next challenge and it really was WINDY but this was followed by a fantastic descent into Perranporth. As per normal it was down, down, down followed by up, up, up to a very scenic hostel at the top of the cliff looking out to sea.

Once again Andy created a culinary masterpiece with chicken and we all loaded up with some excellent tucker, unfortunately it was very taxing and he had to have a wee lie down before stepping ashore.

And so to the final push to Lands End after a pleasant evening trying to get the Rugby on the tele in the Football pub in the village! 35 miles or so to do (22 according to Tim!) and then its all over: endex, finale, finish, completion….
Tomorrows Blog will contain a number of useful phrases for anyone who may be stupid enough to try this journey, for example:

Undulating road – a series of big uphills and small downhills mostly taking place on mountainous roads!

Miles done today: 54 (Tim said 57 so again shock horror he was over not under!)
Total Miles done: 910
Calories on the Tankieometer today: 4100

Thursday, 20 September 2007

Wed 19 Sep 07. A restful night at Beer (and not full of Beer) prepared the team well for the day’s excursions. What a shock, when immediately after leaving the Hostel we were confronted by a 1:8 killer hill to get to the main road! This unfortunately set the scene for the rest of the day!

Onwards and upwards via Sidford to Exeter and after negotiating the ring road and horrendous traffic we were ready for the long push up to Dartmoor. Tim noted that this leg was the most westerly we had done to date, and that we were closing on Lands End faster than any other leg.

If we thought the hill at Beer was bad the hill up to Dunsford was our worst nightmare!! But we all made it and a Pub Lunch awaited in the Royal Oak; a great place to eat if you are in the area but whatever you do make sure you drive there!! A big thanks to the Barman and drinkers who added to the charity pot.

And so to DARTMOOR…..when Plymouth is only 40 miles away and the A38 is beckoning then NEVER go across the top of Dartmoor just because you can!!! It was horrendous…the steep gradients continued with a vengeance and this combined with driving rain and a mega headwind made the going very slow. And so the determined cyclists battled through the elements with a welcoming committee of sheep to greet us after every turn.


Finally the weary riders reached the Prison at Princetown and despite asking numerous times they refused to lock us up for the night and so the journey continued onwards and now nearly downwards to Yelverton.

A final Tea stop at a fish and chip mobile catering wagon gave Marty and Mark a chance to draw breath and get ready for the final push into Plymouth…we also met up with a lovely couple who donated £20 after hearing about us on Pirate FM…Oooh Ahhh fame at last!!!

As so to Plymouth and HMS DRAKE was a welcome sight after a very hard day. A long soak in the bath, some top tucker and a bit of football soon raised the spirits particularly as Man Utd and Arsenal won…oh yes Rangers also managed a lucky 2-1 victory….come on you Gers!

The penultimate day awaits tomorrow and with Cornwall beckoning it will once again be a very hilly experience! Onwards to Perranporth with Lands End almost within touching distance.

Miles done today: 68 (Tim said 68 so shock horror he was right!)
Total Miles done: 858
Calories on the Tankieometer today: 5800
Monies Collected: £30

Wednesday, 19 September 2007

Bristol to Beer 18 Sep 07

Tue 18 Sep 07. Day 11 on the Big Brother Bike Ride and all is not well in the house! The Surface Fleet Dormitory (all the submariners had to sleep together!) at Bristol Youth Hostel is revolting……Paul (this is really bad I am not a steward) Richardson had a few moments last night that resulted in zero sleep in the “skimmers” dorm. Snoring like an express train was only halted by him switching his Bunk Light on at 0500 to see what time he had woken everybody up! Blackpool beware you have competition for your illuminations! Then the piece de resistance…playing the Charge of the Light Brigade from his derriere when he got up! This was the final straw and he has been banished to the van tonight!

And so to the cycling……Well a fine day awaited the team as we assembled for another day in the saddle. Unfortunately an unexpected technical hitch with the hostel lift resulted in the team becoming stuck between decks whilst recovering the bikes from the basement! We all took this in our stride except the big man in the middle who didn’t look too chippa! Not sure if this was due to the fear of plummeting several floors or the impending release of excess gas within a confined space!!! Still, we were rescued in time to begin the leg.

Heading south taking in Shepton Mallett and Chard, the terrain became noticeable more alpine-like and progress towards Yeovil was tough going at times, with uphill stretches of several miles tested the most seasoned amongst us. As we sped across Somerset, a glimpsing view of Glastonbury Tor reminded the wannabe hippies amongstus of the festivals that we are no longer allowed to participate in! On arrival in Yeovil, a quick bite to eat for lunch then an opportunity for a spell of fundraising resulted another £200 towards our target.
And so to Devon, a big milestone as the penultimate County we have to cycle across.
The road to the Beer was overwhelmed with anticipation (and maybe a little excitement) in the knowledge that we were about to achieve a coast-to-coast. As we rounded the last corner, or was it the last crest of a hill, there it was, the English Channel and the small fishing village of Beer! The support team once again did a fine job of guiding us to the hostel and after a fine evening steak dinner and glass of red, an early night was in order.

Worthy of mention, the record for the fastest speed on the bike (gradient assisted) of 46 mph was set today by these 2 muppets!

Miles done today: 77 (Tim said 67!)
Total Miles done: 790
Calories on the Tankieometer today: 5416
Monies Collected: £200

Tuesday, 18 September 2007

Leominster to Bristol 17 Sep 07

Mon 17 Sep 07. After a very restful night in what is probably the oldest YHA we will stay in on this odyssey, the Leominster Old Priory, which survived The Dissolution of 1539, we departed on a lovely, fresh autumn morning on the next leg to Bristol.

With the weather balmy compared to yesterday, with fairly clear skies and virtually no wind, the team were soon eating up the miles south. In what seemed like no time at all we were stopping for our first tea break in the car park of The Grafton pub, and once refreshed we continued on to the town of Monmouth (really racking in the Type 23’s!) across the Welsh border.
The plan had been to do some money collecting in Monmouth (posing as ex-ships’ company which didn’t please the submariners!), but the streets were pretty quiet and it was decided to push on for Bristol.

The run between Monmouth and Chepstow saw some fabulous scenery through the Wye Valley, and prompted one or two members to think about touring the UK in slow time some time in the future
We still weren’t sure at this stage if bicycles were allowed to cross the Severn Bridge, and Andy went on ahead to clarify. As it was there was a pedestrian/cycle way across the bridge, saving a possible detour around Gloucester of some 30 miles! We arrived in Bristol at 1700, and, once we have managed to park the vans, we will probably take a stroll around the re-vamped dockland area. In the morning we are going to “hit” Abbey Wood; Split up guys, we can do more damage that way! On completion we head for Devon and an overnight stop in Beer!
P.S. Hev – I spared you the pregnant blonde joke!

Miles done today: 69
Total Miles done: 714
Calories on the Tankieometer today: 3700
Monies Collected: Nil

Monday, 17 September 2007

Chester to Leominster 16 Sep 07

Sun 16 Sep 07. After the late evening flying the RN flag and building excellent relationships with the good people of Chester, who donated generously to the fund, the team got ready to set off on the ride for day 9.

As the team were preparing to leave, Andy popped over to Arrowe Park hospital to look in on Del. He was to have an investigatory operation later today and the latest reports are that tomorrow the leg will be reset then he must keep his leg up for a week before the ‘repair’ can be pinned. Our best wishes are of course with him for a full recovery.


A pleasant sunny morning lulled the lads into a false sense of security for once on the road, sadly without Del, the reality was a fierce wind right on the nose. This was to last all of the 86 miles and just for good measure the last 15 minutes were in a thick cold drizzle. All of this made for slow progress and for the first time there was the need for lights on the bikes.

With a stop for a breather and a brew (and a Burger King for TF) it was straight back on the road for more of the hard grind that this leg was proving to be. Another thing to look forward to at the breaks is a slice of the delicious fruit cakes baked and posted to us by Susan, Andy Nelson’s better half. A big thank you to her for her support. The next stop was Shrewsbury where we had a stop for lunch and a short session of fund raising; but the remaining 40 odd miles was to the front of everyone’s mind and it was back in the saddle again and head down to force out the last few legs that would bring us down into the small market town of Leominster and the decision was made to rendezvous in the Town Square. Much to our surprise (honest) there were several hostelries that for centuries have been providing refreshment to weary travellers passing through the town. It would have been churlish not to take advantage of their services.


It was a couple of minutes from the town centre to the YHA centre at an old priory adjacent to the Minster. A pleasant setting for a welcome hot meal an even hotter shower, and an early night.

Miles done today: 86
Total Miles done: 646
Calories on the Tankieometer today: 5700
Monies Collected: £350

Sunday, 16 September 2007

Lancaster to Chester 15 Sep 07

Sat 15 September. A restless night in the tent (maybe because we had been spoilt in comfy YHA beds). Paul threw us all into panic after informing us that he had lost his mobile phone that he had been charging it in the Bar the last night whilst we watched the Rugby. On visiting the proprietor of the Bar at 0659 the manager of the campsite pleaded innocent! to Paul’s disgust. 30 mins later Paul found his phone at the bottom of his sleeping bag. Off we set on a 67-mile leg only to stop within 5 mins literally!! Some heavy breaking at the front end of the line of cyclists and four of us managed to stop, man at the back (Dell “morale officer” Murray) didn’t and fell of to the amusement of the rest of the group.

Away again once the sniggering subsided and on for an early cup of tea 15 miles out from the campsite in a pub car park. Fully charged and ready to face the long drawn out ride for 20 miles along the A59, wind in our faces towards Ormskirk.
Marty opened the van door and out fell Ades cup which smashed to pieces on the car park other attempts to break this cup had failed and just resulted in de handling it, this rose the spirits of the team again.
Into Ormskirk town centre with our begging bowls and thank you to the kind residents for their generosity.

Onto the bikes we leapt and headed for the Mersey Ferry hampered in progress by the large police presence escorting Man United fans from the Everton ground. The sun shone and it was a good day to be a Man United fan (even if you are born near Luton, Mark!). We got to the Mersey ferry the team are bonding very well now maybe too close at times and we stopped for a photo opportunity outside the Liver building

Mark blagged us free passage onto the ferry and we collected money from the passengers; a captive audience.


From the ferry we stopped half distance to Chester in a Petrol Station for another sugary Tea. As we went to leave DISASTER struck Del set off but the Tea proved too strong for him and over he went in the forecourt a bad fall. Only this time it proved to be more serious and Del had to be taken to Liverpool accident and emergency for an X-Ray. Our worst fears were confirmed and Del has fractured his ankle. Arriving in Chester was a crestfallen day with the loss of one of the team. Get well soon Del you will be missed but it will be quiet without your snoring. Many thanks to the generosity of the people in Ormskirk, Liverpool, Chester and the ferry across the Mersey as today the team raised £350.

Miles done today: 67
Total Miles done: 560
Calories on the Tankieometer today: 4000
Fractures 1
Broken cups 1Monies Collected: £350